Featuring sims by wooden_badger, xbeccyx, verocchio, keoni_sims, kathsy, hurricanetaylor, flari, backerbse, apayo_x and petchy_14!
(First off, don't worry (or do), I'm not getting rid of the Toybox legacy. I just wanted to start a new legacy but didn't want to wait until the end of Toybox, while at the same time wanting to continue with the Toybox legacy up until the expected 10 generation deadline. So long story short, I'll be playing both this and Toybox, depending on which family I feel like playing at the time)
So... new legacy! Slightly different from the Toybox legacy in that it's not an ISBI and I've also decided that this time I'm being helped along by the Mega List of Challenges generator to make things more interesting!
Speaking of the mega list of challenges, what's my challenge for this week?
Well that's easy enough, I only have the one sim to start with!
And lets meet her.
This here is Tophilu Chia, our founder.
As you can probably tell from her purple skin and the fact she's a cyclops, she's an alien sim, who came to sim!Earth due to the economy on her home planet going down the toilet. Can you honestly expect a young alien in her mid-twenties to pay their equivalent of £324 on chicken nuggets? Chia is not Tophilu's real surname. However, upon moving to sim!Earth she learned that most humans couldn't read nor pronounce her real surname. As a result, Tophilu started referring to herself as "Chia", after one of the first things she saw upon arriving at her new planet; a Chia Pet commercial. Her struggles with the crippling economy on her home planet prompted her to have the Fortune aspiration. Likewise, having to steal chicken nuggets all the time has meant that her lifetime want is to become a Criminal Mastermind. Because true evil geniuses know how to rob the best junk food!
Anyway, backstory aside, I also for once built Toph a house, unlike many previous legacies where my founders seem to end up with just a load of furniture scattered across a field.
A tiny house mind you, but at least she's not going to have to sleep during a downpour.
So after getting a job as a pickpocket, she still has a day or so before work can begin and only 100 simoleons to her name.
Looks like you'll have to be a barista for now.
And after earning enough money to highten her aspiration a little, it's time to find a man who can get her pregnant and make that house have 3 rooms instead of two!
And where are we guaranteed to find horny men with cash to spare?
The red light district of course!
Lady, you're a bartender at a strip club. You really shouldn't be surprised by nudity at this point.
And just as planned we have a target! Who is this young, wasted man desperately searching for that last drop of beer?
Why, it's Spencer! (wooden_badger)
Toph ran to get his attention, but he'd already wandered off by this point, so she decided to get drunk too.
BTW, it seems that her species of aliens drink with their eye. Fascinating.
But never fear! It seems that Spencer was just at the liquor store getting more booze!
And with a burning sensation now inflaming her eye she drunkenly tries to get his attention.
Tophilu: HEEEEEEY SEXAH *Hic*
Spencer: Aw man, all these naked laydiies dancing and all that, I wanna dance tooo *burp*
Tophilu: LETS DANCE TOGETHEEEEERRRRR
Tophilu: AND MAYBAY MOOOOORE *hic*
Persimmon (xbeccyx): I came and she's not even naked yet!
After their little fling, Tophilu went to have her photo taken, because painted legacy portraits always glitch up in my game and I don't want to have to keep recoloring existing paintings like I did with the Toyboxes.
While Spencer chased his dream.
When Toph sobered up she had no recollection of what happened the night before.
So she decided to go on another drunken night out to a science-fiction themed nightclub, where she got everyone dancing, including Christian Jacobs (verocchio), whom she sadly wasn't too interested in.
But surprise surprise, there's Spencer, expressing his interest in Cameron Van Buren.
Of course, he most likely forgot about Tophilu too but he was happy to neglect Cameron mid-dance in favour of speaking to her.
And the next day...
Not quite a date invitation but an opportunity to get to know each other better. Sure thing!
He brought along Skylar Bradley (keoni_sims) and a couple of non-Pixel Trade townies I don't really care about, but Chirp (kathsy) was hanging around too.
And soon everyone, including Hetty Carmichael (hurricanetaylor) was doing the smustle, the dance nobody can escape.
I lost the image, but it soon turned out that Spencer only had eyes for Skylar, so it was time to hit on somebody else.
Thankfully, after a while a fellow alien known as Kai (flari) showed up and Toph immediately got over it.
Tophilu: Clearly we must expand the alien race upon Earth! Right loverbirds?
Sorry Marta, (backerbse), you have been beaten.
And satisfied, Tophilu returned home to prepare herself for work and a date the next day, forgetting to break off the casual group.
Spencer: Are we having this threesome or not?
And so the next day it was date day!
Every time a woman even spoke to Kai Toph was nervous.
Seohyun (apayo_x): Hi there!
Seohyun: How are you?
Kai: Ooh, I hope there's a catfight!
Of course she's getting some fame now, a K-Pop star just spoke to her and made her all jealous.
Toph: REMEMBER WHO YOU'RE DATING, BOY!
Tophilu: Let's get married in Vegas so the celebrities won't touch you!
Kai: We've been together 5 hours, you sure this isn't too-
Tophilu: OF COURSE NOT.
(Glad you could make it to the wedding, Phosphorus (petchy_14)!)
Tophilu: This is the most romantic day of my life!
And so the house gets a much-needed upgrade.
And of course, there was one thing left to do.
They're a horny pair.