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The Toybox Legacy (Generation 1.0)

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So... new legacy. I wonder how long this one will last.

Featuring sims by dorkasaur, smustleparty, leenyland and brightgoldsoul!

Warnings: Stupidity, low-res images for about half the update, crap legacy in general, family-unfriendly-aesops.



But let's introduce our founder, Lego!

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Yes, this is a toy-themed legacy. Each generation theme will revolve around different toy franchises. After all, I've used food and anime names far too many times.

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And it's only just now that I realised that I didn't adjust the photo settings in-game. Apologies for that. The images will be back to normal eventually. But for now, enjoy your crappy low-res version of the Toybox legacy!


Her little low-res abode leaves little to the aesthetic enjoyment. Not even a chair to read her books on. Throughout this update, Lego kept buying and selling different items depending on her needs at the time.

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Lucky for her, I have Freetime.

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Lego: Oh... cheers dude.


Now to find a job so she actually has more than $4 in her pocket.
Her lifetime want is to be a mad scientist. She must have realised this was an ISBI and chose a rather fitting career plan.

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Unfortunately, there were no science jobs going so she had to make do with being a pickpocket. A life of crime gets you far in ISBIs!

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And we have our first walkby, Samuel September! (dorkasaur )

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And Lego's keen like a horny... erm... unicorn. Let's go with that.

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Perhaps this will be a quick marriage this time round?

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Samuel: Darling, you bore me. Come back when the image quality's improved.


Maybe not.

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So now to wait and see if other visitors are compatible with pixel_trade .

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No, all just your boring Pleasantview defaults.


And now they're stalking Lego. Swarming her like flies!

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Defaults: JOOOOOIN UUUUUUSSSS. JOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIN UUUUUUUUUS.


Run away, Lego!

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Lego: I'd rather stroll, thank you very much.


So Lego began visiting community lots for a husband, bouncing playfully on benches as she went.

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Rafiq Stirk-Febwar (smustleparty ): Freaks like that make me sick.


That's one down.

Then there's Jazzberry Jam Crayola leenyland ), perhaps he'll get a second chance?

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Lego: Hell no.


Poor Jazzberry, that's the second time he's been turned down.
You can see that behind his broken smile he's dying inside.

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Jazzberry Jam: 'I'm not crying... it's just been raining... on my face.'


Lego soon had her eyes set on Thermald Whitman (brightgoldsoul).

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I predict a stalker to-be!


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Lego: 'Sup?
Thermald: 'Hoo boy.'


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Thermald: If I wave around a spanner like a madman with no helmet, would you back off?
Lego: You're so funny!


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Lego: I give free massages by the way.
Thermald: I can't really pass up on that offer!


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Lego: Nomnomnomnom...
Thermald: Wait... you're eating my hand!


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Thermald: Oh sweet moses, I'm being hit on by a frickin' cannibal.
Lego: ...Nomnomnomnom...


After she had partially-eaten Thermald, Lego returned home to sunny spot-of-nothing where her own stalkers were camping out for her return.

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Lego: GET OFF MY PROPERTY!


Thermald managed to save her by inviting her out.

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Matchmaker: Are you sure you wouldn't want to check out this crystal ball...
Lego: I have a date, leave me alone!


It seems Thermald brought a friend along just to help him keep a safe distance from her.

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Not that it helped.

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Thermald: That man is useless.


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Barman!: This... this is horrific!


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Barman: Children, this is why you shouldn't drink! 70% of all people who drink are horny drunks who don't know what they're doing, and I caused it! Oh god... I'm quitting, I can't take this any more!


And so Thermald was invited back to the spot-of-nothing. He surprisingly agreed.

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Thermald: I've only just met you, you've been stalking me, trying to eat me, drunkenly forcing yourself on me and now you want us to marry!?

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Thermald: Sure, why not?


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The moral of this story: STALKING IS LOVE, you guys!

Well, it is when you're in a low-res ISBI.


Thermald brought in enough money to turn the spot-of-nothing into a cosy little house in the middle of nowhere.

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And this is where I return to the game and change the image settings.



See?

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Big and detailed!

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Do that happy dance for me, Danny.




And the first thing legacy couples do when they marry?

Make dinner. In higher-resolution!

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And juggle. In HIGHER-RESOLUTION!

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Then we make a nice little higher-resolution baby.

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Samuel: Hay bby, I hear you're in higher resolution now...


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Lego: I'm married and pregnant.
Samuel: Is it mine?


Lego, despite being knocked-up (while still not showing any signs of it) found a job in the science career to her joy.

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And Thermald, for an uncontrollable, doesn't seem to be any trouble as of yet. He just spends all his time playing chess.

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Just easing your way in, Thermald.


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See? Now he's stressed over his body odour.

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And facepalming over the cheap shower.


Lego, on the other hand, was trying her hand at endorsing pizza companies.

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Lego: 'Cus I'm worth the OHYES I'm lovin' the work rest and play! :D


Pop!

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And oh yes, our little Thermald is beginning to show signs of loopiness already.

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Thermald: THIS IS MY WIFE. I HATE THAT I LOVE HER.


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Thermald: TABLES. WHY THE HELL DO THEY EXIST?


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Lego: I BLOODY HATE TABLES.
Thermald: *Armflail*
Tags: pixel_trade, sims 2, toybox legacy
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